HOLY DIO Tribute REVIEW

During the last five to eight years, I haven't
heard so many different bands at one time (after all, the Alice Cooper tribute CD was no
double album and conceptually wrong: IMO, DIO should have been singing at least ONE or TWO
more songs). Now that I have listened to HOLY DIO a couple of times I have come to the
conclusion that this CD was obviously made to make it clear to the fans just HOW good RJD
actually sings...
All cover versions stay in close proximity to the
originals - as good as they can. I think it is a pity that no songs from the last two
studio albums got covered. Institutional Man, Hunter Of The Heart, but also
This Is Your Life (amongst others) - they might have been a good choice.
Some quiet minutes, please ... that's all I've
been looking for, since the promising red-black HOLY DIO CD has made it into our house. On
a warm, clouded summer morning I finally push the silver disc into the CD player. As soon
as the first notes fill our living-room, my 2 year old daughter Marlene plants herself in
front of me and announces beaming :"Dio must sing". I consider briefly to
explain the terms "tribute album", or "cover version", respectively,
to her, but decide against it the moment Blind Guardian intonate the DIO classic
"Don't Talk To Strangers". All of a sudden, my 2 year old stops smiling, her
face crumbles and she throws an reproachful :"Not Dio!" in my direction bevor
she strolls off to the children's room. This anticipates my own reaction but since I don't
know that yet, I fetch myself the remaining breakfast coffee and press "rewind"
- once again, please!

Rating: On a scale,
let's say, where Ronnie gets 10 points, I can grant each cover version 6 points at best
since I'm generous by nature...
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Dont´t Talk To Strangers (Blind Guardian)
Rating: 5 out of 6

Photo: Virgin Records
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Good performance with some highly committed attempts to add the necessary
magic to the song. So, I would consider to watch this band at any reasonable priced
festival near by. The singer tries hard to convey intensity and manages to create
atmospherical densitiy, but when forced to choose, I'd prefer Ronnie's version. [Since I'm
under the impression that this will be my opinion on every song, I'll skip this remark in
the following...] |
Kill The King (Primal Fear)
Rating: 3 out of 6

Photo: Nucear Blast Records
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The musical realisation is OK, if you like it HARD. The singer tries to
top it, but alas - to put it friendly - unfortunately, his voice seldom prevails against
the loud, but quite nicely used instruments of his buddies.
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Egypt (Doro)
Rating: 1 out of 6

Photo: "Welcome To The Tribe" - Christian Dietz & Wolfgang Bartsch -
Taurus factory
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Boring, at least as far as Doro's singing is concerned, but I don't like
female voices that much anyway (with the one exception of my own one in the bathtube, of
course!) However, a Doro fan told me that the lady normally delivers a much better
performance. Maybe Courtney Love should have done the song... |
Children of the Sea (Jag Panzer)
Rating: 5 out of 6

Photo: Michael Haynes
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After a solid, although mediocre start, JAG PANZER manage to bring a
definite improvement: suddenly, the music goes 3-D - my living room and I begin to swing.
Yeah, I like that - then, all of a sudden, I remember my kids and turn my stereo
down again. |
Sign Of The Southern Cross (Fates Warning)
Rating: 2 out of 6

Photo: Massacre Records
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FATES WARNING should have skipped the first part of the song, 'cause it's
definitely beyond their possibilities. Then - and only then, together with very little
singing (maybe just the refrain?) it might have been a good rendition. But this way...
Since the interpretation gains some intensity at the end of the song, I give them a second
point. |

Photo: Catch The Rainbow
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It's not bad, this cover version, isn't it ? I try hard - unwilling, but
nevertheless serious - to see it with some objectivity and try *NOT* to think about
RJD's voice constantly. However, that's especially difficult here; I'm missing something -
the cover version pleases, but fails to enchant. Maybe people like me just aren't made for
tribute albums. Never mind, my curiosity remains strong, I listen on, but the song seems
endless to me. |
Long Live Rock´n Roll (Gamma Ray)
Rating: 3 out of 6

Photo: Axel Jusseit
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Suddenly, I wake with a start out of my dreamy thoughts (of Ronnie) but
GAMMA RAY's music doesn't really make me happy. I dont't like the way the do the refrain
and go for another cup of hot & strong coffee. |
Country Girl (Swanö/Tägtren)
Rating: 4 out of 6

Photo: Nuclear Blast Records & Black mark Production
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Interesting - and even more so, since I haven't heard the original very
often yet. I like it, but it doesn't sweep me off my feet ( perhaps it simply wasn't made
for such an effect). This song sounds the least like DIO to me. |
Gates of Babylon (Yngwie Malmsteen)
Rating: 5 out of 6

Photo: Mark Weiss / Angles
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Yep, I can make something out of that, really well done, nice music and
the singer is OK, too. Just why keep the lines from Just Another Day "You
never sing for pleasure, you only make the sounds" rotating in my brain? I
think I'll ignore my inner voice - just this time. |
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HALF WAY THROUGH !
What surprised me: most of the songs "work" even without RJD's phenomenal voice,
though less captivating and not so sparkling, but sufficient for a little dance and some
headbanging. I'd like to add that I admire every vocalist who dares to directly compete,
per cover version, with THE voice of Heavy Metal. My compliment! But still: the part of my
heart that's been imprinted with an giant DIO logo a long time ago will presumably bleed
with every song of this tribute CD, thinking about how GOOD the original sounds. [Of
course, that doesn't hinder the rest of my personality to amuse itself greatly!]

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We Rock (Grave Digger)
Rating: 4 out of 6

Photo: Jens Peter Boltendahl
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The band tries to sound forceful and to captivate the audience. And they
seem to succeed since I drop the idea to get some fresh coffee from the kitchen right now.
The singer tries hard, but some of his "We Rock!"s sound a bit desperate in my
ears. |
Man on the silver mountain (Hammerfall)
Rating: 3 out of 6

Photo: Michael Johansson
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Pleasantly close to the original, if you don't mind the missing
brilliance. I use the opportunitiy to get myself some cookies. |
Holy Diver (Holy Mother)
Rating: 5 out of 6

Photo: Crazy Life Music
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Liked it, even if the singer sounds a bit kitschy in my ears. Obviously,
the bands goes by the motto:"As long as we stay very close to Ronnie's version,
nothing can go wrong." And, I have to say, their concept works. |
Kill The King (Stratovarius)
Rating: 1 out of 6

Photo: Modern Music Records
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This cover version seems empty and a bit to fast. Fortunately, the song is
over soon - perhaps because I'm already contemplating with which DIO CD I will soothe my
ears afterwards. The fact that STRATOVARIUS perform a little function test on their drum
kit at the end of the song doesn't lift my spirits much - the one point given is for the
fact that the song is still clearly recognizable. |
Still I´m sad (Axel Rudi Pell)
Rating: 6 out of 6

Photo: Volker Beushausen
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Good. Really good. I'm astonished, happy and finally stop dreaming
about my DIO CD's. Someone is singing here - Johnny Gioeli, to be precise - who is showing
emotions and has some vocal possibillities, and that never hurts, after all! Just to
illustrate: I leave my fresh coffee, run to the CD player and press "rewind" -
one more time, please!
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Heaven and Hell (Enola Gay)
Rating: 6 out of 6

Photo: Volker Beushausen
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Well, is it getting better finally, or is this just an intermediate high
on the CD? ENOLA GAY deliver a quite ambitious version of Heaven And Hell and
even manage to create a bit of atmosphere - the flames start to lick the guitars on this
one, literally spoken.... |
Neon Knights (Steel Prophet)
Rating: 2 out of 6

Photo: Alex Solca
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What the "PROPHETS" offer here is mainly noise in my ears. The
voice of singer Rick Mythiasin doesn't adress me a bit, far from casting any trace of a
spell and and therefore go down together with the music to simple noise that becomes a bit
more melodic only when there are no vocals - two points for that. Bottom line: an
instrumental version would have been better here. |
Shame on The Night (Solitude Aeturnus)
Rating: 4 out of 6

Photo: Massacre Records
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Nice try, might even have worked out with another singer. On the other
hand, it might be my fault, maybe I'm to spoilt from listening to all these DIO
CD's.....the spark just doesn't fly in this interpretation, although the music is quite
good. |
The Last in Line (Destiny´s End)
Rating: 3 out of 6

Photo: Metal Blade Records
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Mmpffff. DESTINY'S END just can't catch the soul of the song,
they never rise to its special magic. Their version doesn't sound bad, but just somehow
... wrong. Topic missed, sit down, please! |
Temple Of The King (Angel Dust)
Rating: 6 out of 6

Photo: Volker Beushausen
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Emotional, beautiful start, which might as well be an inherent part of the
song itself. I nearly wish the soft tinkling would last a little bit longer, but
there's no need to worry, since singer Dirk Thurisch rises to the occasion and doesn't
even forget the necessary bit of mysicism.. |
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Epilogue
The DIO tribute is well worth - let's say -
30 to 50 spins and be it only to escape the reproach that my taste in music is a bit
single-sided. "Look here!", I can say proudly now, "count how many
different bands I'm actually listening to!" Especially Axel Rudi Pell (Still
I´m sad), ENOLA GAY (Heaven and Hell) and Angel Dust (Temple Of The King) left a deeper
impression; I could well imagine visiting a concert of these.
Only one thing is left to do: I add the HOLY DIO
CD carefully to our collection and allow myself a decent reward: RAINBOW RISING, full
blast! [after having sent the children to our garden for building castles of sand, of
course!]
I'd like to end this review with a very, very
true sentence I've found on the 2nd page of the excellent HOLY DIO booklet:
IF YOU LOVE HARD ROCK
AND HEAVY METAL YOU HAVE TO WORSHIP DIO !
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